I think I just literally peed myself
I think I just literally peed myself
- Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years
- He still has a neck
- He keeps his duds in his kneecaps
- Hiccup doesn’t like the braids <3
“he tolerates it because she’s his girlfriend”
"Hiccup grew an entire foot in five years"
Well I’m not seeing it.
looks like he lost one foot but gained another… equivalent exchange?
IM CHOKING ON MY CEREAL
The fact that he grew 12 inches in 5 years though - I feel like that isn’t crazy. I mean my brother is 14 and he grew 7 inches in the past year…
Seriously though. This car of guys slowed down at night next to me and a friend as we were walking back to our dorm and yelled at us if we wanted to get in. I yelled back at the guy to suck my dick. He got this look of horror and said “you really have a penis?” Then I said yeah “you want it?” and grabbed my crotch. He looked really scared and told his friend to drive. I am very obviously female. I have breasts and there is no way I could have been hiding a penis in the pants I was wearing. So it’s not like he thought he accidentally catcalled a dude. He was scared because I called bullshit and he didn’t know what to do. Saying shit like that or just yelling “fuck off” works like a charm. They don’t expect it and go crawling back into their holes.
Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is touching you. This will not only get him to get off you but he’ll definitely think about this situation next time he wants to do something like this.
Spreading the word.
My mom and I were talking about this today after hearing about a woman who was molested on a plane who said nothing until she was picked up at the airport by her parents. My mom looked at me and asked what I would do in that situation and I looked her dead in the eye and I told her “it would take me .02 seconds to realize what was going on and yell angrily, and then I would be straight on to bitch slapping him so hard he wouldn’t be able to see the punch I’d throw with the opposite hand”.
She nodded and accepted my salty language like a seasoned sailor.
I’ve had experience with this before, in Prague a group of five girls and I were followed by three men at night. After a while they started yelling at us, the most common being “how much?” Meaning how much we “cost” as prostitutes. Seeing as they weren’t going to stop, I turned on my heel, faced them (which surprised them), spat at their feet and responded with “You couldn’t afford me.” This prompted the other girls to start yelling back at them as well, starting with our spitfire Czech friend to start slinging curses in Czech as she and the rest of the girls came up beside me. Needless to say the men backed off and pretty much fled. They weren’t expecting a fight. It empowered me and encouraged the rest of the girls to yell back too.
I’ve heard that a lot of people don’t know what to do in this situation because they’ve been taught all their lives to be polite and non-aggressive. Keep your heads down or whatever.
Keep in mind that studies have shown that rapists look for victims who won’t fight back.
Remember that nobody has the right to touch you without your consent or harass you, and you have all the right to make the biggest fuss about it that you can possibly make.
Get angry. Be in command.
If someone is doing something that makes you uncomfortable like this, you do not need to be nice. Swear, kick, scream, make the asshole cry. You don’t have to nice, be as rude as you want
Gals - DO.
I know it’s easy to say and hard to do, and I know that there are risks associated with standing up for yourself, but you should do it anyway. Because it’s the strongest thing you could do to make a difference.
Change the culture - Don’t act like a victim, don’t be victimized, don’t pass on the victim culture.
Stand up to the degenerates who think you can’t, or won’t.
Show them that their idea of women is wrong.
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
Tumblr: gateway to great literature.
WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK
THIS IS THE BEST AUDIO POST BYE
IVE BEEN REPLAYING AND LAUGHING FOR 897458521.2365485 YEARS HOODBYE
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW LONG. I’VE BEEN LOOKING. FOR THIS POST.
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
- breath in for 4 seconds
- hold your breath for 7 seconds
- exhale breath for 8 seconds
repeat once or twice more.
This causes an autonomic nervous system shift from a sympathetic (fight or flight reaction) state to a parasympathetic response.
Use this for panic/anxiety attacks, exams, presentations.
I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?
Fkdkskgoskhlskosofksbshajakak holy shit
I love this
I have to question this. I mean the graph at the links I added pretty much disprove this. And the source just links to reddit with no actual data backing this up. Also the graph has no scale on the y-axis but that’s just something I’m petty about. http://www.babynamewizard.com/baby-name/girl/ellen http://www.ourbabynamer.com/Ellen-name-popularity.html And how do we already have data for 2014 when it’s only April?
Ellen what the fuck happened in 1998
ellen degeneres came out in 1997
yeah but ellen what happened in 2014
ellen page came out in 2014